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[Gene Heskett]

On Wednesday 16 August 2006 16:54, Nigel Henry wrote:
>On Wednesday 16 August 2006 19:12, Mike McCarty wrote:
>> Nigel Henry wrote:
>> > On Monday 14 August 2006 20:37, Frank Cox wrote:
>> >>On Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:47:28 -0400
>> >>
>> >>Gene Heskett <gene.heskett at verizon.net> wrote:
>> >>>if he is killed, then that particular source of spam is removed
>> >>>from the gene pool.
>> >>
>> >>Perhaps the gene pool needs a lifeguard....
>> >
>> > And preferably one that can't swim. "Nudge Nudge" "Wink Wink" "Nod
>> > Nod" "Say no more" (credited to Monty Python)
>>
>> But his wife could be a "goer" :-)
>>
>> Mike
>
>I'm confused now. Who's wife is this? The lifeguard who can't swim. The
>spammer who drowns, or perhaps even Gene's wife. Oops. I shouldn't have
> said that one, as she might come over here and smack me round the back
> of the head for inferring such terrible things.
>
>Joking aside, the spamming is getting out of hand. Recently I saw that
> 64% of e-mail traffic was spam.  I've recently installed Bogofilter on
> my machine, which filters the incoming mail to Kmail. I'm still building
> up the database at the moment, which has about 650 Spam, and NonSpam in
> it. I think I'll call a halt to updating it when it reaches 1000, apart
> from the e-mails that end up in the Unsure box.
>
>I have to glance at the stuff thats turning up in the Spam box, just to
> make sure it's not legit e-mail (none so far). I'm 57, and am just
> sickened with this stuff telling you that you need an extension to a
> certain part of your anatomy.
>
>The fact that they're still sending this stuff out, seems to indicate
> that they're getting a response from these e-mails. Does that mean that
> the planet is full of sex maniacs?
>
>Perhaps I'm just getting a bit old, and don't understand how younger
> folks view such stuff.
>
>Joining you in the Old Farts club Gene.
>
>Nigel.

Not yet Nigel.  I was told you have to be at least 60 to join that club.  
This could of course degenerate into a definition of an 'expert' I 
suppose, and the best definition I've heard is that you have to be more 
than 50 miles from home and carrying a briefcase. :-)  I've been known to 
carry an empty one just so I had something to carry the loot from the NAB 
in coming home.

But with a little practice you'll make it just fine. :)  When you can say 
that it takes 20mg of levitra to keep your shoes dry, you've arrived.

-- 
Cheers, Gene
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