Top vs. bottom posting, solution proposal ;-)
Ed Greshko
Ed.Greshko at greshko.com
Mon Oct 16 01:30:33 UTC 2006
bruce wrote:
> hey..
>
> (keep in mind... i'm joking!!!)
>
> but.. you could shoot them, and stuff them. that way, you could place
> them whereever you wanted them to be!! if you gave them adjustable
> joints, or robotic actuators, you could even create a progrma for them to
> do all sorts of interesting things...
>
> or, you could go deep into cybernetic implants!! a kind of cyborg cat
> would be pretty cool, and sure to get you lots of press, and maybe even a
> show will billo on fox!!!
>
> ok.. back to work now...
Intriguing solution. However, it seems rather costly and probably would
require proprietary components. I'm looking for something open source.
>> Adults don't care and adapt. Children complain.
>>
>> Got it?
>>
>> Good.
>>
>> If shoe fits, wear it until you grow enough it doesn't fit.
>
> How true....
>
> What I really need is a solution for how to keep the cats from running
> over our bed/head/body in the middle of the night. All solutions, except
> for those below, are welcome.
>
> 1. Close the door to keep them out of the bedroom. (We live in a loft
> thus there are no doors.) 2. Put them in the bathroom. (Trying to catch
> 3 cats and get them into the bathroom every night would be too much.
> Besides, getting up in the middle of the night would just release them
> anyway...and we're not into chamber pots.) 3. Get rid of the cats.
> (Besides the fact that we love them...if I got rid of the cats, my wife
> would get rid of me. Some would contend that would be a good idea...but
> don't suggest it.)
>
> I realize this isn't a programming issue. But, we have lots of lawyers,
> psychologists, etc. on this list.
>
> Even though it would be "off topic" it would still be more fun than
> beating a dead horse.
>
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