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All Microsoft Haters Read on

> > > A guy rings tech support to report that his computer
> > > isfaulty.
> > > Tech: What's the problem?
> > > User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
> > > Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
> > > User: No, I don't! I just need to change the
> > > startupfiles.
> > > Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need
> > > toreplace it.
> > > User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to
> > > change the startup files and it will fix the
> > > problem!
> > > All I need is for you to tell me the command.
> > > Ten minutes later, the User is still adamant that
> > > they
> > > are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
> > > Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our
> > > customers
> > > this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that
> > > willfix the problem.
> > > User: I knew it!Tech: Just add the line LOAD
> > > NOSMOKE.COM at the end of
> > > the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.Ten minutes
> > > later.
> > > User: It didn't work. The power supply is still
> > > smoking.
> > > Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?User:
> > > MS-DOS 6.22.
> > > Tech: That's your problem there. That version of
> > > DOS
> > > didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask
> > > them
> > > for a patch that will give you the file. Let me
> > > know howit goes.One hour
> > > later.
> > > User: I need a new power supply.Tech: How did you
> > > come to that conclusion?
> > > User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what
> > > you
> > > said, and he started asking questions about the make
> > > ofpower supply.
> > > Tech: Then what did he say?
> > > User: He told me that my power supply isn't
> > > compatiblewith NOSMOKE.



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