It does seem to do all that (and possibly more). I've looked through the config (in Xpowerchute, I don't' know about a conf file, but there could be one). It allows you to set messages to send for various actions. It can email whoever you tell it to, as well as send pages (IIRC it has a setup ready for Air Touch.)
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