Re: OT:life in hell

[ABrady <kcsmart kc rr com>]

On Thu, 21 Jun 2001 09:04:36 -0700 rickf <rickf glacier jpl nasa gov> spit
forth:

> Mike wrote:
> > 
> > Simple, set up the phone system so that when they select "MS Support"
> they
> > get a voicemail message that says "Please reboot". :)
> > 
> > Mike
> > 
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Toby Bluhm" <tobias bluhm marconi com>
> > To: <seawolf-list redhat com>
> > Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2001 11:11 AM
> > Subject: OT: life in hell
> > 
> > > The MS support guy is off this week & I'm his backup . . .
> > >
> > >
> > >  Aaahhhh ! . . . help me Mr. Wizard ! . . . .
> 
> Even for Windows that's not sufficiently sophisticated guidance.
> It should be:
> 
> Voicemail:  Please reboot your system.
> Voicemail:  Did that fix your problem?  1 = Yes, 2 = No:
> User:       2
> Voicemail:  Please reinstall your operating system and all
> 	    installed products.

Voicemail: Did that fix your problem? 1 = Yes, 2 = No:
User:   2
Voicemail: Blame your hardware manufacturer. If that doesn't
                    work, press 9 to hear these messages again.

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